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Ponycar
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As a recently deceased man reaches the Pearly Gates he is standing in front of St. Peter,
this guy sees a huge wall of clocks behind the saint.
The guy asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the guy, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's, said St. Peter. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Wow that's great. And where's Hillary's clock?" asked the man.
"Hillary's Lie-Clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan." |
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Sun Feb 10, 2008 9:04 pm |
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