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Dave Starr
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A stock broker, on his way home from work in New York
City, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to
himself, "Wow, this seems much worse than usual.
He notices a police officer walking between the lines
of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks,
"Officer, what's the hold up?"
The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so
she stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse
herself in gasoline and set herself on fire.
She says her husband has spent all her money and the
Democrats told her to forget about running for
President in 2008. So we're taking up a collection for
her.
The stock broker asks, "How much have you got so far?"
The officer replies "About 4 1/2 gallons, but a lot of
folks are still siphoning." |
_________________ I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
Pushing buttons sure can be fun.
When a lion wants to go somewhere, he doesn’t worry about how many hyenas are in the way.
Paddle faster, I hear banjos. |
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Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:00 am |
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twotap
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I got a feeling the Hillary fans arent gonna be amused, but I was.
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_________________ "If you like your current healthcare you can keep it, Period"!!
Barack Hussein Obama--- multiple times. |
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Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:10 am |
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Ted Jankowski
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quote:
GIVE A MAN A FISH AND HE WILL EAT FOR A DAY. TEACH A MAN TO FISH AND HE WILL SIT IN A BOAT ALL DAY DRINKING BEER.
Now that is Insightful! |
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Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:14 am |
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