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Ponycar
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Senator Barack Obama was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian nation in upstate New York. He spoke for almost an hour on his future plans for increasing every American indians standard of living, should he one day become president. He refered to his career as a senator, how he had signed 'YES' for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his 'red sisters and brothers'.
At the conclusion of his speech, the tribe presented the Senator with a plaque insribed with his new indian name- Walking Eagle. The proud senator then departed in his motorcade waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later inquired to the group of Chiefs of how they came to select the new name they had given the Senator. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly. |
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Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:31 pm |
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Dave Starr
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Hey - that's CHIEF Walking Eagle!!! |
_________________ I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
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Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:43 am |
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