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Adam
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Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:52 pm |
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rapunzel
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DO NOT TELL MY DAUGHTER!!!! She has a cat at her dads house. I used to have a pitt bull was not so cat friendly. I have no more excuses to save me from god awful litter boxes.
No S_it! |
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Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:32 pm |
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flintteach
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How about a dish-full of antifreeze? |
_________________ Just a Jarhead.. OOORAH ! I dig country music.. I love this country and her flag ! But my family comes first ! |
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Sat Apr 22, 2006 10:39 pm |
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rapunzel
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Teach- watch what you say on an open forum. |
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Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:10 am |
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Steve Myers
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<----suppose to look that way.
It is estimated that each year 90,000 pets and animals die from accidentally ingesting conventional ethylene glycol-based (EG) antifreeze. So dangerous is EG-based antifreeze, a teaspoon can be fatal to a cat and just two ounces can kill a dog.
Fortunately there is a safer alternative: The safer propylene glycol-based (PG) antifreeze. Like the brand names: SIERRA or AMSOIL These cost a little more but are well worth it to protect our pets and enviroment.
Animals accidentally ingest antifreeze from leaking radiators and improperly stored containers of used antifreeze. They are attracted to conventional EG antifreeze for it's sweet smell and taste.
Antifreeze violently disrupts the calcium balance in the animal's system, causing acute, irreversible kidney failure. The kidney failure sends the animal into uremic poisoning, possible seizures and a coma, ending in death.
The key is noticing the symptoms early. If your pet appears disoriented, drunk or wobbly, it may be an early warning sign. As the condition progresses, the animal may vomit, seizure, appear depressed or listless.
If owners witness a pet consuming antifreeze, or the pet exhibits these signs, call a veterinarian immediately. Survival depends on the amount of antifreeze ingested.
If you suspect your pet has consumed antifreeze, immediately make them vomit with syrup of ipecac, or 1 tsp of Hydrogen Peroxide, or 1 tbsp of dry yellow mustard. Do this before you head to the vet. This will remove any antifreeze that may still be in the stomach, and obviously prevent it from entering the bloodstream. The animal could live for 24 to 72 hours after ingestion. A medical antidote may be administered to save the pet's life if given in time.
To prevent such a tragedy from happening, think of your pets when you prepare your car for the winter driving season. Remember, new, less toxic antifreezes are on the market as an option for motorists.
When changing antifreeze or any other vital car fluid, everyone should dispose of it properly. Place all used antifreeze in a plastic container, seal it tightly and take it to an automobile service station for recycling.
Be sure to store all new antifreeze containers where your pets cannot get into them. Completely clean all antifreeze spills in the garage or driveway. Through these simple steps, drivers won't have to accidentally hurt a pet in order to start a car this winter.
We need to be careful and dispose of antifreeze properly for the sake of our pets and other people's pets as well. Ingesting even a small amount of antifreeze could be deadly for dogs and cats.
http://www.wtv-zone.com/Doriedew/Pages/Antifreeze.html |
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Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:36 am |
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It was a joke, geezzzz... My wife has two cats (notice I said wife !). Cats aren't my favorite pet. We also have 2 beagles and my youngest brought home 2 hermit crabs from FL.
You peeps need to lighten up !
Do you EVER laugh?! |
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Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:09 am |
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Steve Myers
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Here is 125 things to do or use a dead cat for:
Carpet beater.
Slippers.
Back scratcher.
Javelin.
Baseball bat.
Rug.
Golf club.
Feed one to the ducks in the local pond.
Athletics 'hammer'.
Christmas present.
Speed humps.
Walking stick.
Snooker cue.
Bog brush.
Substitute loo roll.
Scarf.
Pin cushion.
Cut off the feet and use them as ink wells.
Tie some horse hair between the front and back legs to make a violin bow.
Pillow.
Bath sponge.
Hat.
Umbrella pole.
Greyhound racetrack 'hare'.
Cat's eyes in the road.
Heavy duty fly swatter.
Padding for ice hockey players.
Towel.
Create a nice little water feature for the garden.
'Pin the tail on the cat'.
Kicking stand for rugby balls.
Cricket bat.
Conductor's baton.
Shield.
Arrow.
Cut off the tail and use as a quill.
Conversation piece for the coffee table.
Airplane chocks.
Backpack.
Wear it on your head and run round shouting, "I'm covered in cat hair!!".
Use two dead cats to make a pair of gloves.
Fire poker.
Luge.
Kneeling pad.
Chuck one into a 'conker tree' to knock the conkers down.
Novelty draught excluder.
Use one to suffocate your enemies.
Partly bury, head first, in the ground... now you have a firework launching pad!
Barbecue fuel.
After a short time it can be used as a redneck air freshener.
Prop in sanitary towel adverts.
Dog food.
Run electrical wire through it to make a decorative lamp stand.
Door stop.
Oven mitt.
A 'conversation piece' in the living room when you have people over you really don't like.
Practice for that brother that's learning taxidermy.
Give it to a cat lover >
Use the head as a disposable tennis ball at picnics.
Put one in the middle of the road to make speeding drivers feel bad.
Use them for traction when your car gets stuck in the snow.
A goose emulator.
Halloween decoration.
Put it in your teacher's trunk or under the car seat.
Put on desk chair of co-worker who takes credit for something you did.
Flatten out, dry it and use as a frisbee.
Smack the neighbors.
Food for the homeless.
Drop them by the thousands on France and Iraq.
Bookend.
Toupee.
Stuffing for Beanbag chair.
Seasoning.
Bake into a meatloaf and give it to in-laws.
Drop 100 of them along with 100 dead dogs from an airplane onto a trailer park so when the rednecks there say "it's raining cats and dogs" they will actually be right.
Sew 3-4 together and give to spouse as a anniversary gift.
Coffee Table.
Sympathy vote at parties.
Keeping the flies off your marmite.
New superhero - "Exkittytron".
Position over your face to protect the small micro-organisms that exist in your beard.
Shave it, stick the fur all over you, then say you're part cat.
Tea cozy.
Scarecrow for very dumb birds.
Measure the circumference of a room by swinging it.
Lure for a live dog.
Put in the garden borders for repelling rabbits.
A small child's bike.
Your dad's a what?!
Attach to a long wooden pole and use to sweep chimneys.
Throw at bears in a zoo.
Burn and use as fertilizer.
Use as antenna ball.
Soak up blood at crime scenes.
Large paintbrush.
Bury it in your backyard, give it an elaborate tombstone, and claim that it haunts your house.
Use to decorate your high-tech laser.
Stuff it and display in your window all year round.
Stuff it and place on your couch for when guests come over.
Bury it.
Cook it.
Put a spring in its tail and use as a pogo stick.
Tie it to a pet rock and throw into the water.
Make into a nice piece of clothing.
One of those things rich people put around their necks.
Place them in the back of your truck for added traction in winter.
Bring back to life by the power of God.
Once properly cleaned and waxed, they make a lovely hood ornament for your Lada.
Leader of the Opposition.
Wall insulation when constructing a new home.
At the carnival, use dead cats instead of balloons to play the dart game.
Throw dead cat onto porch so you can wipe the mud off of your shoes before entering house.
Christmas stocking stuffers.
Put on a stick and use as a cannon barrel swabber.
Airbag for bagpipes.
Glue a whole bunch to your floor instead of carpeting
If it's been sufficiently flattened by your car it would make a cool mouse mat.
Hook claws of cats together to make retaining walls to prevent mudslides in California.
Dead Cat: The other white meat.
Fish bait for saltwater shark fishing.
Mince well and use as packaging for expensive electrical items.
Cannon ball replacement.
State patrol have dead cats in trunk to be used for road blocks when needed.
Keep in top of freezer and ask unwanted guests to collect ice cream dessert for you!
Set up a dead cat company.
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Sun Apr 23, 2006 12:35 pm |
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Adam
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Hey Rapunzel,
When is the next community meeting you and your kid our going to. |
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Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:58 pm |
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Adam
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Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:05 pm |
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Adam
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I call this one the Eastside crack head cat. It acts a little strange.
Let me know which one she wants Rapunzel. lol |
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Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:08 pm |
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Hey Adam
How did you post a picture on here?[/img] |
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Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:06 pm |
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flintteach
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http://blutofrompluto.tripod.com/my_kitten/jp5.jpg
Here is my kitten, but sorry fellows.. she's not for sale and definitely not FREE !
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_________________ Just a Jarhead.. OOORAH ! I dig country music.. I love this country and her flag ! But my family comes first ! |
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Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:32 pm |
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flintteach
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Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:34 pm |
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Steve Myers
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Mon Apr 24, 2006 6:30 pm |
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Helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllo Kitty!
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, things are definitely livening up on the FLint Talk forum.
ok fellas, prepare for incoming from rap & Ted who will say these are:
sexist, and a diversion from the REAL issues that should be discussed here, to wit.....
a)who is fatter? Don W. or Keith Speers of the Police Officers Union...
b) does Patsy Lou have a clue? or is she Dandy Don's Puppet
c) Who is REALLY is OLDER Howdy Doody look alike Dale Kildee; or the first lady of Flint, Patsy Lou?
d) which uses more gallons of paint/coloring, an Earl Scheib $ 99 auto paint job, or Patsy Lou's spray on tan?
e) where are the REAL crime statistics for Flint kept and how can Ted J tap into them 24/7.
f) just WHAT is Flintteach's secret identity, and how DID he travel to Florida and back by car and only spend $ 210 for gas...with gas nearly $2.80/gal?
you know folks, THOSE important issues......
nice diversion though Steve.
WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING......................... |
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Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:10 pm |
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