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pan8
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your mommas so fat that when she hauls butt it takes two trips!
Hey I figured we all need a laugh in these trying times.
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Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:15 pm |
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twotap
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Good one. |
_________________ "If you like your current healthcare you can keep it, Period"!!
Barack Hussein Obama--- multiple times. |
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Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:52 pm |
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Steve Myers
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your mommas so fat that when she jumped up in the air, she got stuck! |
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Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:09 pm |
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Bossman
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Your mama's so fat if she wore a watch on both wrists she'd cover two time zones. |
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Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:02 am |
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pan8
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Your mammas so fat that when she sits around the house SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE.
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Sat Mar 07, 2009 8:00 am |
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Bossman
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your mama's so fat if she wore spike heels she'd strike oil. |
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Sat Mar 07, 2009 8:25 am |
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Dave Starr
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Your momma's so fat she wears Gloria Peterbuilt jeans. |
_________________ I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
Pushing buttons sure can be fun.
When a lion wants to go somewhere, he doesn’t worry about how many hyenas are in the way.
Paddle faster, I hear banjos. |
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Sat Mar 07, 2009 8:29 am |
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twotap
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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing |
_________________ "If you like your current healthcare you can keep it, Period"!!
Barack Hussein Obama--- multiple times. |
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Sat Mar 07, 2009 8:55 am |
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Bossman
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Your mama's so fat if she wore a Malcolm X shirt helicopters would try to land on her back. |
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Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:58 am |
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Ponycar
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Yo mommas so fat, I put a quarter in her ear and a bag of Doritos came out of her mouth.
Yo mommas so nasty, Disney made a movie about her. Old yeller, the story of yo mommas tooth. |
_________________ A government big enough to give you everything is also powerful enough to take it all away. |
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Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:20 pm |
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rusty
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Yo momma so fat, when she dropped her drawers, her ass was still in 'em.
Yo momma so fat, she put a pair of BVD's. By the time she got them on, they spelled boulevard |
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Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:06 pm |
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