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twotap
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I voted Democrat
because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want.
I've decided to marry my horse.
I voted Democrat
because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene
but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
I voted Democrat
because I believe the government will do a better job
of spending the money I earn
than I would.
I voted Democrat
because freedom of speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.
I voted Democrat
because when we pull out of Iraq
I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing
because they now think we're good people.
I voted Democrat
because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,
and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me
from murderers and thieves.
I voted Democrat
because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday
can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years
if I don't start driving a Prius.
I voted Democrat
because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies
so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
I voted Democrat
because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves.
They need to break even
and give the rest away to the government
for redistribution as IT sees fit.
I voted Democrat
because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite The Constitution every few days
to suit some fringe kooks who
would never get their agendas past the voters.
I voted Democrat
because my head is so firmly planted up my ass
that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view. |
_________________ "If you like your current healthcare you can keep it, Period"!!
Barack Hussein Obama--- multiple times. |
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Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:51 am |
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pan8
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How about this one, I vote demon-crat because I have an IQ of 35.
Pan8 |
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Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:45 pm |
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back again
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one of the silliest threads i've seen |
_________________ even a small act of goodness may be a tiny raft of salvation across the treacherous gulf of sin, but one who drinks the wine of selfishness, and dances on the little boat of meaness, sinks in the ocean of ignorance.
P.Y. |
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Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:56 pm |
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